The Slash Ship Cirdan roams the galaxy righting wrongs, seeking out new and exotic life forms, rescues those in need of rescuing whether they want to be rescued or not. Its crew, Slash Fleet's finest, comprises among others Captain Mortensen, First Officer Cate, Doctor McKellen, Engineer Boyd, naive but enthusiastic Ensign Mong'dAgain and an extremely cute alien called Kewtbot.

Co-written by Diamond and Trianne, with a great beta by Unbegrenzt, who guest wrote on the second episode.

PG13 to NC17 in parts.

Updated 29th August 2004 with episode nine