Frodo Baggins just wants to get by in the world. He's hopelessly naive, more than a little accident-prone - and jaw-droppingly beautiful. He's trying to be the best Apprentice Barber the village of Bree ever saw; his customers mostly just want him to be the best brusher-of-hair-from-intimate-places he can be... And then along comes the mysterious, enigmatic Strider, badly in need of a hair cut and ending up with a very bad haircut indeed... It's ridiculously AU and it's ridiculous.

Rated mostly PG13 but leading to NC-17

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